To all my Canadian Family and Friends

Hope your winter wasn't too bad!

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50º F (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35º F (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º F (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

0º F (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60º F (-51 C) Mt.. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º F (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º F (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460º F (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º F (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Thanks Liam you hoser eh.